Friday, April 22, 2016

THE RUFFETT CHAPTERS: Andy Ru, Christie, and FUCK YOU

Now I can write these things and not worry about backlash because no one reads my blog anyway. It's nice being invisible.

So first of all, fuck you.

Hi, I'm Andy Ru.

Also known as RUFF RUFF. Thank you Ethan for the inspiration idea.

Everyone thinks I should have gotten over Christie long ago and that I'm fighting some battle that I'll never win. Well, fuck you.

You don't know me and I clearly don't know you. And if you do know me, then you think you know me but you really don't. Leave me alone. Yes, maybe I'm depressing. Maybe I'm a basketcase. But you know what? I don't give a fuck. I don't care that I'm unemployed. I'm getting by just fine and I don't care if people are afraid of me. GOOD. That means you can back the fuck up when I'm coming through.

Honestly, FUCK YOU.

Seriously, FUCK YOU. You think I care what you think of me? No, because I know I'm awesome no matter what I do. Loving Christie is a part of me and it always will be. I do not give up on people. I gave up on Mariah and I vowed I would never do that again. Who's Mariah? Read my old chapters if you're interested. They're on Facebook. Enjoy.

I don't know what else I should type here. It might seem I'm extremely angry but I'm actually quite calm. You think this is angry? You better read: Gregory House's Twitter. Now that's a man you should be afraid of. And I'm not him. I'm Andy Ruffett. Hi. Hello. I'm in love with Christie (insert last name here).

Goodbye and thank you for reading.

With writes,

-Andy Ruffett

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